120 Cute and Funny St. Patrick's Day Jokes for Kids
St. Patrick’s Day is such a fun holiday to celebrate with the kids. Celebrations can come in many forms as long as green is involved and one of the most fun ways to get into the spirit is with some jokes! This post includes a giant list of funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes for kids that’ll have your kids belly laughing and you feeling like a comedian.
Keep reading for 120 cute and funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids!
Cute and Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids
Four-Leaf Clover Jokes
Why did the four-leaf clover break up with the three-leaf clover? It found a rash of good luck somewhere else!
What did the four-leaf clover say to the poison ivy? "I'm lucky I'm not itching for trouble like you!"
Why was the four-leaf clover so popular? It had a charm that was magically delicious, just like lucky charms!
How do you turn an Irish potato into a four-leaf clover? Plant it in a pot of gold and water it with a shamrock shake!
What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with a pot of gold? A lucky charm that's worth its weight in laughter!
Why did the leprechaun refuse to share his four-leaf clover? He was afraid it would bring him a rash of good luck!
Why did the four-leaf clover go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit green after hanging out with the shamrock shake!
What did the four-leaf clover say to the lucky charms? "Let's stick together and spread some Irish cheer!"
Why did the leprechaun plant a four-leaf clover in his garden? He wanted to grow a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!
What do you call a four-leaf clover with a sense of humor? A lucky charm that's always ready for a good laugh!
How do you catch a leprechaun with a four-leaf clover? Just sprinkle some Irish luck and wait for the giggles!
Why did the four-leaf clover apply for a job at the cereal factory? It heard they were hiring lucky charms!
What's a leprechaun's favorite milkshake flavor? Shamrock shake, of course! It goes perfectly with a side of four-leaf clover.
Why did the four-leaf clover bring a ladder to the garden? It heard there was a pot of gold at the top of the rainbow!
Why did the four-leaf clover go to school? It wanted to learn how to count its lucky charms!
What do you get when you cross a leprechaun with a four-leaf clover? A lucky charm that's always up to shenanigans!
How do you know if a four-leaf clover is telling the truth? It leaves a trail of lucky charms wherever it goes!
Why did the four-leaf clover become a detective? It had a knack for solving mysteries and finding pots of gold!
What's a leprechaun's favorite snack? Irish potato chips dipped in a shamrock shake with a side of four-leaf clover!
Why did the four-leaf clover hide from the leprechaun? It didn't want to end up in a pot of gold stew!
Pot of Gold Jokes
Why did the leprechaun always carry a shovel in his garden? He had green thumbs and was digging for his pot of gold!
How did the leprechaun climb to the top of the rainbow? With his magical green thumbs, of course!
What kind of bow can't be tied? A rainbow! It's nature's way of wrapping up a pot of gold at the end.
Why did the leprechaun refuse to play the fiddle? He preferred a different kind of music – the tinkling sound of his pot of gold!
What did the leprechaun add to his cereal? Golden nuggets, of course! It's the leprechaun's favorite cereal for a reason.
Why did the leprechaun carry a green lantern? To light the way to his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!
What's a leprechaun's favorite dish? Irish stew, served with a side of golden coins from his pot of gold!
Why was the leprechaun so good at gardening? He had green thumbs that could turn anything into a pot of gold!
How does a leprechaun water his garden? With a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, of course!
What kind of music do leprechauns listen to while gardening? Shamrock and roll, of course! It keeps their green thumbs tapping!
Why did the leprechaun's garden always look perfect? He had a secret stash of four-leaf clovers hidden next to his pot of gold!
How does a leprechaun celebrate St. Patrick's Day? By dancing a jig around his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Why did the leprechaun cross the road? To get to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, of course!
What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat for breakfast? Lucky charms, with a sprinkle of golden flakes from their pot of gold!
Why was the leprechaun's garden always so colorful? He had pots of gold hidden among the flowers!
What did the leprechaun use to decorate his garden? Golden coins from his pot of gold, of course!
Why did the leprechaun never run out of luck? He had a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow as his lucky charm!
What kind of stew do leprechauns make? Irish stew, with a pinch of luck from their pot of gold!
How did the leprechaun know it was springtime? His pot of gold started sprouting rainbows!
Why did the leprechaun give up singing? He realized his real talent was finding pots of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Why did the leprechaun bring a shovel to the party? He heard there might be a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow cake!
How did the leprechaun know he had green thumbs? Every plant he touched turned into a pot of gold!
What's a leprechaun's favorite hobby? Gardening, of course! It's the perfect way to grow his pot of gold.
Why was the leprechaun so good at hide and seek? He always hid his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!
What did the leprechaun use to attract butterflies to his garden? Pots of gold filled with rainbow nectar!
Leprechaun Jokes
Why did the baby leprechaun bring a ladder to daycare? He wanted to climb up to the top of the rainbow slide!
What did the leprechaun say when he went on vacation? "I'm Dublin my fun and shenanigans!"
How did the leprechaun fix his bowl of soup? With a pot of gold at the end of the ladle, of course!
What's a leprechaun's favorite holiday? Saint Pat-trick's Day, when he can show off his green attire!
Why did the leprechaun refuse to eat green eggs? He was afraid they'd hatch into mini leprechauns!
How did the leprechaun travel for his vacation? He got a golden plane ticket from his pot of gold!
What did the leprechaun say when he lost his hat? "I'm feeling a little green without my lucky charm!"
Why did the leprechaun take his computer on vacation? He wanted to catch some lepre-can't on the internet!
Why did the leprechaun bring a map to the party? He heard there was treasure hidden under the X!
How did the leprechaun know he'd found the perfect vacation spot? He saw a rainbow leading straight to the beach!
What's a leprechaun's favorite snack on vacation? Goldfish crackers dipped in rainbow salsa!
Why did the leprechaun refuse to play hide and seek? He didn't want to be caught green-handed near his pot of gold!
How did the leprechaun fix his broken shoe? With a bit of magic and a pinch of clover dust!
Why did the leprechaun wear sunglasses on vacation? To shield his eyes from the rainbow's glare!
What did the leprechaun pack for his vacation? A pot of gold, a lucky horseshoe, and a bag of four-leaf clovers for emergencies!
Why did the leprechaun bring a magnifying glass to the beach? To search for gold nuggets in the sand!
How did the leprechaun know it was time for vacation? His alarm clock rang with a jig instead of a beep!
What's a leprechaun's favorite game to play on vacation? Hide the pot of gold and seek the rainbow!
Why did the leprechaun refuse to swim in the ocean? He didn't want to turn into a seaweed-green lepre-sea-monster!
How did the leprechaun get his pot of gold through airport security? He disguised it as a giant green coin!
What did the leprechaun say to the vacation brochure? "This looks like a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow!"
Why did the leprechaun bring a snorkel on vacation? He wanted to search for underwater rainbows!
How did the leprechaun know he was having a lucky vacation? He found a four-leaf clover in his suitcase!
What's a leprechaun's favorite way to relax on vacation? Sitting by the rainbow pool with a pint of shamrock shake!
Why did the leprechaun bring a map of Ireland on vacation? He wanted to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow bridge!
Rainbow Jokes
Why did the little leprechauns bring umbrellas to the rainbow? They heard there was a high chance of rainbows!
What are a leprechaun's best shoes for dancing on rainbows? Tap shoes with gold buckles, of course!
How does a rainbow play patty cake? With lots of colors clapping along!
Why did the rainbow take so much time to cross the sky? It was doing the St. Patrick's Day parade shuffle!
What position does a leprechaun play on the rainbow baseball team? Pitcher, because they're great at throwing colors!
How did the rainbow buy a plane ticket? With a pot of gold card and a lucky charm discount!
Why were the under-clover cops chasing the rainbow? They heard it was wanted for being too bright and cheerful!
What did one rainbow say to the other? "You're looking spectrum-acular today!"
How does a rainbow keep in shape? With rainbow stretches and a pot of gold yoga class!
Why did the leprechaun bring a camera to the rainbow? To capture the perfect angle for his pot of gold selfie!
How does a rainbow like to dance? In technicolor twirls and shimmering swirls!
Why did the leprechaun use the rainbow as a slide? He heard it was the fastest way to reach his pot of gold!
What's a rainbow's favorite musical instrument? The harp, because it makes the sound of shimmering colors!
How does a rainbow sign its name? With colorful cursive and a signature pot of gold stamp!
Why was the leprechaun so bad at chasing rainbows? He couldn't keep up with their colorful antics!
What did the leprechaun say when he saw the rainbow? "Looks like Mother Nature's painting with all the colors of my gold coins!"
Why did the little leprechauns follow the rainbow? They heard there was a treasure hunt at the end!
How does a rainbow get its shine? With a daily dose of sunshine and a sprinkle of fairy dust!
What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a pot of gold? A golden arc of treasure and dreams!
Why did the leprechaun give the rainbow a high-five? It was the perfect way to spread some St. Patrick's Day cheer!
How does a rainbow stay organized? With colorful lists and a pot of gold planner!
Why did the leprechaun wear sunglasses near the rainbow? To shade his eyes from the dazzle of gold at the end!
What did the leprechaun do when he found the end of the rainbow? He danced a jig and planted a pot of gold flag!
How does a rainbow start its day? With a rainbow stretch and a pot of gold breakfast!
St. Patrick’s Day Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Clover. Clover who? Clover the rainbow, St. Patrick's Day is here!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Leprechaun. Leprechaun who? Leprechaun your doorstep to spread some luck!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Shamrock. Shamrock who? Shamrock your world with St. Patrick's Day cheer!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Paddy. Paddy who? Paddy cake, paddy cake, let's celebrate St. Patrick's Day!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Green. Green who? Green with envy if you don't wear your lucky green today!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lucky. Lucky who? Lucky you, it's St. Patrick's Day!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Rainbow. Rainbow who? Rainbow around your neck for good luck!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Pot of gold. Pot of gold who? Pot of gold at the end of your imagination!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cloverleaf. Cloverleaf who? Cloverleaf me alone, I'm hunting for leprechauns!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Paddy wagon. Paddy wagon who? Paddy wagon your green outfit for the parade!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Celtic. Celtic who? Celtic my feet dance a jig on St. Patrick's Day!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Emerald. Emerald who? Emerald Isle, where leprechauns roam!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Blarney. Blarney who? Blarney stone, I'm feeling lucky!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Irish stew. Irish stew who? Irish stew ready for some St. Patrick's Day fun!
Knock, knock. Who's there? March. March who? March into the parade with a big smile!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cloverfield. Cloverfield who? Cloverfield with leprechauns and rainbows!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gold. Gold who? Gold luck and good fortune your way on St. Patrick's Day!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Limerick. Limerick who? Limerick your way to laughter and joy today!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Harp. Harp who? Harp you ready for some St. Patrick's Day fun?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Blarney stone. Blarney stone who? Blarney stone's throw away from the pot of gold!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Pots. Pots who? Pots of gold and lots of cheer!
Knock, knock. Who's there? St. Paddy. St. Paddy who? St. Paddy's Day is a shamrockin' good time!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Emerald Isle. Emerald Isle who? Emerald Isle always make you smile on St. Patrick's Day!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lucky charm. Lucky charm who? Lucky charm your way to happiness and laughter today!
