69+ Funny Questions for Married Couples for Date Night

Once you have been with a person long enough, you start to think you know everything there is to know about them, but it’s actually more likely that you don’t! There is still so much to learn and one of the best ways to get to know them on an even deeper level is via some funny questions, at least IMO!

These funny questions for married couples cover all of the bases. Don’t worry, they don’t go much further beyond PG-13. If you’re looking for questions that are a bit racier, maybe head back to Google. Here, we are just having fun with some awesome questions for us married couples!

For some of the best date nights, check out my posts on at home date nights and bucket list date ideas!

Funny Questions for Long-Term Couples

Get ready to bond on a whole new level. Laughter is one of the best ways to bond and the first list, questions that’ll make you LOL will surely do you two well in that department!

Questions to Make You LOL

1. What's the funniest prank you've ever pulled on someone?

2. What would it be if you could only eat one of your least favorite foods for the rest of your life?

3. What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?

4. What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever done in public?

5. If you had a pet dinosaur, what would you name it?

6. What's the funniest nickname you've ever had?

7. What's the most amusing thing you've seen on social media?

8. If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?

9. What's the funniest thing that happened on our first date?

10. What's the silliest thing you've ever done to impress someone?

11. If you could have dinner with your least favorite famous person, who would it be and why?

12. What's the funniest memory you have from a road trip?

13. What's the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you in front of a family member?

14. If you were a mythical creature, which one would you be?

15. What's the funniest movie character you relate to the most?

Funny, Flirty Questions

1. What was your worst first impression of me?

2. What would our love story be titled if we were characters in a romance novel?

3. What's your favorite way to make fun of me?

4. What's the cheesiest pick-up line you've ever used or heard?

5. What three things would you want to have with us that were completely useless if we were stuck on a deserted island?

6. What's one thing you find most annoying about me?

7. What would it be called if we had a board game based on our relationship?

8. What's the most ridiculous fact you know about me?

9. What's the craziest dream you've had about us?

10. Where would we go if you could take me on a date to any fictional world?

11. What's your least favorite place we've traveled together?

12. If you could describe our relationship in one word, what would it be?

13. What's the funniest thing you've done to show me you care?

14. If our life was a lame TV show, what would it be called?

15. What's one playful question you'd love to ask me every day?

Funny but Deep Questions

1. What's the funniest thing that's ever made you cry?

2. If you could relive any moment in our relationship, what would it be?

3. What's the most thought-provoking question you've ever asked yourself about us?

4. If you could switch lives with any famous person for a day, who would it be and why?

5. What's the weirdest thing you do when you're alone?

6. If you could ask any historical figure one question, who would it be, and what would you ask?

7. What's your most embarrassing moment that still makes you laugh today?

8. If you could spend a day in my shoes, what's the first thing you would do?

9. What's one thing about our relationship that always makes you smile?

10. If we could host a dinner party with any three people, living or dead, who would we invite?

11. What's the funniest story you've heard from a family tradition?

12. If you could know one ridiculous fact about the future, what would it be?

13. What's the strangest thing you've ever believed as a child?

14. If you could live in any fictional world, which one would it be and why?

15. What's one deep question you wish people asked more often?

Bonus Questions

1. What's the funniest nickname you've given me?

2. If you could turn any embarrassing moment into a funny quiz, what would it be?

3. What's the funniest prank you've played on a friend?

4. If you could have any imaginary friend from childhood back, who would it be?

5. What's the most ridiculous thing we've done together?

6. What's your favorite movie you think is a great way to spend quality time?

7. If you could have any mythical creature as a pet, which one would it be?

8. What's the silliest thing you've done to make someone laugh?

9. What's your favorite funny memory from a long drive?

10. What's the funniest thing about everyday life that we often overlook?

11. If you could bring any cartoon character to life, who would it be and why?

12. What's the funniest social media post you've ever seen?

13. What's the funniest thing that's ever happened at a dinner party?

14. What would be the most hilarious chapter if you could write a love story based on our relationship?

15. What's the funniest thing that's ever happened to you on a date night?

Best Question Games for Couples

• Let’s Get Deep

• We’re Not Strangers 

• The Ultimate Date Night Game 

• Spice it Up 

• Answer This

• Talk Flirt Dare

I hope these questions made you laugh and that you are leaving with a few saved in your notes app to ask your partner!